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Topic Started: Jan 19 2014, 05:02 PM (1,282 Views)
Moo
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This thread is reserved for private discussions between quality professionals.
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I've dropped my prices on blowjobs by 10% this week, only $45. Get em while they're hot.
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I pimp hoes and clock grips
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Quality professionals only, please.
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Derpstrom
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You didn't specify what level of quality. Just because the Heretix Glory Hole has dropped from $1 per hour to 90c doesn't mean it's not of a particular quality.
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Prostitution is the oldest trade known to man, its all quality.
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Yeah buddy I got the best prices in town
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Ninety cents is awkward. I'd prefer if it was a dollar so then you don't need to carry around two twenty cent pieces and a fifty cent piece. Too difficult.
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But it essentially means every tenth blowjob is free. Isn't that worth the small inconvenience of carrying extra change? Unless, of course, the added metallic pocket weight damages your junk and you're unable to enjoy the tenth as a result. In that case I can see your point
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I just bought a new wallet and it doesn't have a space to put coins. I will now only ever pay for things with a minimum of five dollars. A fifty cent ice cream cone at Maccas just became a permanent five dollar purchase for me. No coins for me ever again.

Ever.

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I know you want to maintain the hipster image but maybe you should try carrying things in your pockets instead of a canvas man bag satchel. Will certainly save you some cashola on the ice cream front
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Or alternatively, just buy 10 ice cream cones, removing the need to deal with change.

With this plan, you should soon reach an equilibrium where your clothes are big enough to fit a wallet that can hold coins, so you won't continue to gain weight indefinitely.
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I'm not sure I follow your logic there. Are you suggesting he go for a blowjob/ice cream combo where the total reaches $1 which removes the need for silver change? I'm not sure Curt's offering ice creams besides which there'd still be coin change from a five dollar note.
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He better not eat the ice cream. That shit isn't funny.

I've lived in a world with one dollar bills for too long. Honestly, I've never used any coins here. If I get coins I just give them to a homeless person.
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Well, paying with exact change in the US is also a lot more difficult than it is in Australia.

They list all their prices ex tax, so you always need to provide a bit more money than what's written on the menu or shelf. If you don't know what the percentages are (because they seem to be slightly different everywhere you go in the US), or don't do the maths in your head, the first time you'll know how much you owe is at the cash register. At that point, the easiest thing is to pay in notes.

I think I'll take our system over that mess, coins and all.
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